User blog:Tricksandink/Who You Should Fight - Crossing Wires Edition Part 1/?

The Blogger
The Blogger: Why would you fight the blogger? What are you hoping to achieve? Even if you can find her house (‘cause she’s not coming out) she will have the hometown advantage. She will smack you while also recommending some mascara that will really make your eyes pop.

The Scholar
The Scholar: You got a boat? If you’ve got a boat, you could maybe fight the scholar. They’ll lose the first time, but probably take notes and next time you come over they’ll use all your moves against you.

The Stormchaser
The Stormchaser: You go to punch him, he grabs your hand. 'Do you ever just… love the weather? so much?’, he starts talking about tornadoes. He does not release your hand. You’re starting to feel a little uncomfortable.

The Scout
The Scout: You have obviously not thought this through. The karmatic punishment alone…if you attack a girl scout, you are cursed to never eat a cookie ever again. You want that? Is that what you want?

The Radio Repairman
The Radio Repairman: Honestly, if you try to fight him, he’ll probably just be happy to see you. He hands you a radio he made just for you. it has your name engraved onto the side. 'You’ll need this’, he says with confidence. 'We’re rebuilding the world, after all.'